If you spin your heel in the bull's nether-regions, it's good luck. I had to wait in a crowd of people for my turn to squish the poor guy's parts, and the hole from all the spinning of heels for however many years had left the floor sunken in by a few inches.
Speaking of heels- well, feet in general- I've noticed something. Italians obviously do shoes very well. Except sneakers. (Tennis shoes, whatever you call them.) Italian sneaks are the ugliest things I've ever seen. They look like a volleyball and Skechers Shape Ups had a baby- and those are the Prada ones. A lot of young people opt for American-made Nikes or Converse All-Stars, but most people over the age of 25 can be seen at one time or another in the only type of shoe Italians haven't quite perfected. I think the poor bull is safe from those sneakers, though- the spinning seems to be left to foreigners like me.
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